How To Win At Farmville Review

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If you want to make your partner happy, and enjoy ‘Winning at Farmville’ click here to read about Tony “T Dub’ Sanders amazing wee book, that is changing the game for so many people (63 million and counting) who play to Win At Farmville

Thursday is ‘date night’, and my wife is corralling all that she does to make sure her Farmville farm is taken care of in her absence, albeit for one day. It’s weird you know, watching her smile and shout little ‘yays’ every time a new crop is planted, more money appears in her account, more livestock is bought, a bigger villa is lived in.

Nice to hear my wife be happy.

I am passionate about some things too, magic, skiing, and not winning at Farmville. You see, I don’t need to know what goes on when she is on Farmville, all I know is that she smiles and lets out a few wee yelps.

Stressful day at work for her I’m sure, me I had a couple of gigs, and made folks smile. It’s Melbourne cup day here, and any city with a horse racing track, held a meet. I was strolling and doing what I do. Thursday is date night, and I think I have enough brownie points to let loose a little and have a few glasses of wine, which is nice.

No doubt my wife will be back online come Friday, planting more crops, ploughing more fields, buying more livestock, and all that Farmville has to provide, and to a far larger extent, as the wee guide I bought her, helps enormously. Its called Farmville Secrets. Amazing what a wee e-book can do. Here is the direct link to the authors’ page. Smart cookie that Tony ‘T Dub’ Sanders. Don’t ask me what the ‘T Dub’ stands for, must be some sort of nickname…

Internet, Farmville, brownie points, and a happy wife.

Awesome.

James Hessler

Does that sheep look excited or what? The chicken must be laying LARGE eggs!

So what is all the hoo ha about, ‘Winning at Farmville’. Not much really, just that I have found life to be just a tad happier, as my wife is happy.                  

The programme I bought Farmville Secrets, is an inexpensive e-book. Here is a direct link to the authors site where you can purchase it and download it directly to your computer. Click HERE                  

In starting to play Farmville and get a better understanding of it, as said below, my wife asked me to join, so that she could ‘neighbour’ my unattended farm, thereby growing hers. Just one of the more usual winning ploys out there. With Farmville Secrets though, my wife picked up tricks, ploys and all manner of techniques, to enable her to build success, upon success.                  

Did I say she was happy?                  

I did have a worry that the information in Farmville Secrets would be considered ‘illegal’, as the book is so popular, and does what it says.  I’m told, though, that all of the tactics explained in how to grow your farm, take care of your crops, buy more machinery, livestock, buy more real estate, earn more Farmville Cash, are not going to get you shut down by the parent company Zynga. Which is a plus, especially, once you’ve used the tactics in the book to grow your farm beyond what you would have, without Farmville Secrets.                  

Will I now play Farmville. Nope. Still see no point in it. I do see the genius behind it though, and think…’Why didn’t I think of that’. Just goes to show, that the wheel can still be invented.                  

Farmville Secrets, as I understand, is the definitive guide to Win At Farmville. Okay not win per say, but win by growing more and so on. Who said capitalism was dead? It would appear that even digital capitalism is sought after. It’s a strange world I know.                  

 Third world poverty, endless fractious wars, corrupt politicians, environmental pollution, and over 63 million people with their heads stuck in a computer ploughing digital fields, planting digital crops, and tending digital livestock, whilst living in a digital villa. Wierd, yes? Yes!                  

But still, life goes on regardless, and for some; my wife included, winning at Farmville is a slave to her day, oops meant SALVE…I meant to type salve to her day. What must I be thinking. So yes, once again winning at this amazing game Farmville, makes my wife happy.                  

She is happy, I am happy, and I’m all for a happy life. If you don’t have the book everyone is talking about, here is the link to get it from the author, and have it download directly to your computer, ready for use to use right away.                  

Here is to your success at winning at Farmville                  

James Hessler

Its been a few days now that I bought my wife a small inexpensive program, to teach how to win at Farmville.

My wife loves Farmville. Now she WINS! WINS! WINS!

I could give you a huge review of it, but to be honest, Ive still never played it, and could not tell you what does what. I have no idea of how my wifes’ game improves, but what I do know is this.

My wife is happy, and gets more done on Farmville, in the same space of time as it took her before. This also can mean that her playing time is shorter as more gets done. Is she winning at farmville, well possibly not ‘winning’ as it’s not a competition, but the analogy can still hold true.I mean, I assume winning is analgous to becoming more proficient, more adept, and completing more in a smaller amount of time. So you could say she is winning at Farmville.

She wins, I win, we both win.

What does this all really mean though. Well, because her time on ‘the farm’ is more condusive, more gets done quicker, that is to say resultswise, therefore we spend more quality time together. I still can’t see the point of moving digital sheep and such around a digital farm, but then again, I don’t need to see the point. My wife loves Farmville, I love my wife…well you get the picture!

As posted earlier, the folks at Zynga, must be computer geniuses to have some up Farmville, as well as the other games they have. Ive had a look at some of them and, sh*t, they are all mostly young people. I feel so old. Well, sort of! Someone, somewhere, mut be so forward thinkng to have come up with this game, and make it available for free. Okay, I do understand the concept of advertsing (i.e. making money) around it and such, but still…Farmville, Zynga, and its ethos, shows a great karmahic approach to business. Thats just my tuppence worth.

Will I be tempted to play Famrville and try to ‘win’. Nope, I don’t think so, but I do have a better understanding of it’s value, and why those that love it, do! It may look so banal from the outside, but the fact there are ver 63 million people worldwide, all trying to ‘win’ at playing farmers, all connected through a shared goal, does make me smile. At leat they are not throwing rocks at each other.

Maybe it’s the latent hippy in me, but love is better than hate, and as Ive said, I love my wife to be happy. Not that she wasn’t, and not that our only happiness is borne out of her playing Farmville, but I think it helps.

You could say ‘my review’ is more about happiness, in respect of any particular product. But I know for the small outlay I made, I helped make my wife happy and now she ‘wins at Farmville’ all the time.